Day 14

I thought…

My first three-day weekend away from the kids would be life-changing, but seriously, how is everyone else finding reliable childcare for this? Are there secret mom networks I’m missing?

I found…

Finally, a nightlife that works with my bedtime.

I bought…

Bee pollen because the internet convinced me it’s a superfood, and at this point I’ll try anything that promises more energy. Spoiler: my toddler is still faster than me.

That’s it for this day.

Forward this to a mom friend who also Googles “is bee pollen actually magic” at 2am.